Jumba you lying little shit (via arandomguywithablog)
(Source: sweetkagaminekiss, via arandomguywithablog)
(x) had to be done (via arandomguywithablog)
DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD (via herroyalperfection)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
(Source: lon-gnome, via dragonduizhang)
SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER. GET SOME FRUIT. BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT. BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE. PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES. NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER. YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE? TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER. I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER. FUCK. WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’ IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT. NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE. TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT. Calm down, Karkat OHMYGOD. Best post ever. (via alwaysaskwhatif)
“When it rains, it pours” (via thugsandcats)
Can I watch this forever? you guise dont know how much i love this this is amazing this will always be one of my fav post on tumblr I love rain so much i just want it to start pouring omg i love this When ever I go to Savannah and it rains, it looks like this. but the rain is nice and warm and I like to close my eyes and just embrace it. (Source: cyberclutz, via okmikewazowski)
it brings me chills
